I Will Put You In A Trunk

Relax — it’s a joke 😌
But also… stop playing with me.

This tee is for the ones with zero patience, big personality, and an unmatched sense of humor. It’s loud, sarcastic, and dramatic on purpose — because sometimes jokes are the only warning people get.

Bold statement, pink attitude, and straight Day One don’t-test-me energy.
If you get it, you get it.
If you don’t… this shirt probably isn’t for you anyway 😏

🔥 Details

• Unisex fit
• Soft & comfy
• Everyday wear
• Humor included — nonsense not tolerated